It’s no secret that the internet loves roasting Riverdale’s dialogues. But that doesn’t mean they’re any less iconic. Even though they’re over the top, they’re still pretty catchy!
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Question of
You can’t get through life trying to not get hurt.
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Jughead
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Betty
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Veronica
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Archie
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Question of
I don’t follow rules, I make them. And when necessary, I break them.
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Cheryl
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Veronica
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Betty
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Hermione
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Question of
I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in, and I don’t want to fit in.
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Cheryl
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Jughead
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Archie
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Hiram
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Question of
I’m in the mood for chaos.
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Kevin
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Reggie
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Cheryl
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Archie
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Question of
Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.
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Kevin
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Jughead
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Cheryl
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Fred
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Question of
Can’t we just liberate ourselves from the tired dichotomy of jock, artist?
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Betty
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Jughead
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Veronica
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Cheryl
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Question of
Betty’s ponytail is iconic and beyond reproach.
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Reggie
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Toni
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Kevin
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Cheryl
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Question of
My specialty is ice.
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Hiram
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Veronica
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Betty
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Hermione
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Question of
Sorry to interrupt the sad breakfast club.
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Archie
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Reggie
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Cheryl
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Kevin
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Question of
Betty and Archie aren’t dating, but they’re endgame.
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Betty
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Jughead
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Kevin
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Veronica
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Question of
Be the Jay to my Bey.
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Veronica
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Archie
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Cheryl
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Kevin
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